Honey Baked Hams Farm
This is a story of the time I visited the Honey Baked Hams Farm. It was a magical place. The pigs were very well taken care of. Their pens were lined with brown sugar and pineapple slices and everyday someone bathed them with honey. These very special beasts were fed only the finest apples and exotic animal feed. Once each day the farmer came by and hugged each and every one of them. In the Barn was a flat screen TV and Charlotte's web was continuously played all day long. Before the delicious hams were put to slaughter they were given 20mg of Ambien so they did wouldn't know what was going to happen to them. And this is why Honey Baked Hams are the best in the world.
